Artsy Fartsy Monday

I wasn't sure what I should write about today, so I've decided to post up a few of my driving related poems.  So here goes...

Tales From the DMV

A Haiku

Four wheels and four limbs-
A red flash, harsh steel and glass.
No wheels and no limbs.


Beat It


Beat the camera,
Beat the cop.
Beat the signal,
Beat the clock.

Beat the system,
Get on top.
Beat the others,
Get the spot.

Beat the traffic,
Cut the time.
Beat the rules,
Cut the line.

Beat the light,
Ignore the sign.
Beat the ticket,
Ignore the fine.

Beat your chances.
The way you ride,
On your body
The worms will dine.


Okay, that's all I've got.  Sorry for the crappy post, I'll make sure to write something more interesting tomorrow.